Sunday, December 19, 2004

The Sexual Allure of Simon Hoggart

So Guardian Columnists have been getting some action too.
I have never read anything written by Simon Hoggart. It's not that I wasn't interested in what he had to say. It was his picture on the Guardian website. Outside of the English football team, have you ever seen such an ugly bugger? Take a look at those moon-sized glasses. God knows what bizarre sexual fetish possesses my compatriot Kimberly (or is it Kimberley) Fortier Quinn. She's a good looking woman. Quinn, Blunkett, Hoggart. They're all physically repulsive.

And here's a useful update by Backword Dave on how Blunkett and Mrs. Quinn figured in Hoggart's columns.

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